Joke of the day from someone

An Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died before they arrived.

Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the Chinese, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what happened.

"Well," said the Chinese, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Indian and the Malay and I were standing at the gates of heaven. An Angel approached us and said that we were too young to die, and that for a donation of RM 500, we could return to earth. So, of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the RM 500 and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them" replied the Chinese, "the Indian was bargaining over the price, and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his.."

Is Sex a way to maintain a relationship??

I've got nothing else better to do now.. and collected people's idea about this topic..
surprisingly the feedbacks are almost 50-50
i shall copy paste what people think about it..
its a compilation of different group age of people.. from young to adults.. so u can see the maturity of a persons through their opinion !! haha..

~well its important..relationships have failed due to the lack of it..
thats a sensitive topic..
guys would always want it..
but it will show the quality of the girl your dating on how easily she gives it..
and it also shows the quality of the guy on how he reacts..especially when its a NO
you don't ever force someone you love to do something they don't want..
end of the day you answer to yourself..
make sure its something you dont regret~


~Having a relationship is the way of maintain sexual performance~


~having sex blinds the senses
and sometimes people cannot think clearly
it is coz of lust and not really love~

~sher hann says sex is vital. there is no life without sex. fullstop. sher hann is single and available. reasons of being single available here http://listentoalison.blogspot.com/2009/09/all-single-ladies.html interested men can contact sher_hann@hotmail.com.~


~sex important in a relationship. Physical and emotional importance~


~first must have love. cos right i think ppl overuse sex sometimes
for fun. not really loving the person~


~some girls in the drama.. have sex with their bf to maintain their relationship
in m'sia.. it's illegal to have sex b4 marriage~

~hmm talking about sex. it can be one of the ways to maintain a good and reliable relationship. haha. but i've yet to come to that stage~

~A relationship which began with sex is not a healty one.. after the first time, the following activities will be all about sex..
there wont be any care and love in that relationship... provided the couple is in a very formidable relationship, then sex will
be a good way to maintain the relationship~


~sex is a way of telling opposite that u love him/her
if both person think sex can work out for maintaining, i guess it shouldn't be a problem, but u must know whether he is the person u want, he is the person u looking for, the person as ur last man/woman
sex can be a sign of love to ur lover, it might build love in between
so i will first see his heart then only decide whether sex is worth to have with him anot~


~what if u had sex before and your feelings just faded like that
takkan u still wanna be with the someone?~


~those ppl think if sex is the way
then they are
just sex minded la
they just want sex -.-
and as a conclusion those people are S-T-U-P-I-D! ~


~yes sex is a way of maintaining a relationship
that is why our parents have to have sex until they reach menopaus~

I think there are no conclusion for this discussion..
Different people have different opinion about it.. so i think its not a bad topic after all.. siann
i going to hit the bed after a bad fly day..

Emo boosters

I got really pissed off today

its just because of small issues..
but compilation of many little things turn me into turbo F**king mode...

Its just very easy to say YES or NO..
dont give me troubles by saying yes yes no no yes yes no no.. (i dont enjoy entertaining u like that)

i got really pissed off.. ~~
as i said it is compilation !! so many little things got together and made me like that..


wooSH ~~ life ~~ miserable .. not everything can be control by us..
SURRENDER TO GOD...
THY WILL BE DONE...
whateva things I face will be a test from God...

i shall not disobey ...
sometimes after getting advise from people, i feel better...
i am actually a very soft person..
i forgive easily... provided u went over the limit..

The stupid little one's birthday

Not in a good mood to blog about this big stupid baby's birthday
cause she just KEK me this afternoon~~
arghh !! feel like whacking her butt..

ok la wish u happy birthday lar.. grown up already lorh..
15 years old but ur thinking is like beyond that..
like old aunty only..
or maybe i am just having young boy's thinking.. whateva..
hope u like the sudden ding dong house party for u..
although i did spoil a little of the fun?? LoL.. just a little right??
blame rayna for being late !! hahah..
oh ya i sponsored the cake u know?? and i have to fast for a month already
for that cake.. u better appreciate.. its not the money, its me sweating under the sun and no there is carpark, and i have to choose the cake summo..
and u scolded me for this and that.. haiyz.. i think this is the last time i gonna like celebrate someone's party

A good way to get to know a girl online..

The paragraph below is written by a ANG MO trying to flirt my pretty cousin in Singapore.. LoL.. my cousin is so pretty(she self claimed) and constantly rejecting guys around her.. i think she is made of honey so thats why.. hahaha.. too much ~ she might chop me if she sees this..!!

Hi Lin
Lovely to meet you too.
You have such a beautiful smile. You look so happy.. Almost infectious, makes me smile when I look at your photo.
Work - I am a Safety Manager for an American Oil and Gas company. I am based full time in Singapore, so I have no plans to leave at all.
How about you?
do you chat on msn or similar? my msn is xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com

something that made me laugh

One of my friend got booked for speeding on the North South Highway on his way back home..

den he went to the JPJ department..
the total fined cost RM300, due to his so called honesty and realizing his mistakes,
the fined was reduce to RM200...

He den asked the counter person, : "boleh kurang lagi?"

the counter person : "Boleh, nanti saya print statement keluar, kamu jangan cakap apa-apa. Mungkin RM 15 atau 30"

~when the person gave the statement to my friend, his eyes pop-ed out..

RM 0.00!!! which mean money into pocket ~~ what else could it be??

den he paid the counter person Rm100 and flee away..
so i think Malaysian are still far from getting the honesty title =)

happy belated bday MoJoJoJo

I am just too lazy to post about my potential wife's bday..

how come u haven come back after so many months??
miss my bitchy Joann muchy muchy...

Hope u are doing well in everything in Canberra..
err i dont mind if u flirt with other guys too ~~ HAAHA...

God Bless Jo Ann ~

1 year in MFA

I am already here in MFA for a year..
just completed my ground school not long ago..

so its now fly till graduate.. and i finish most of my
theory exams.. left another one or two have to be resit cause i didn't reach the 75 passing mark..

a new batch came in two days ago..
when i pass by their corridors.. and i saw most of them were outside there talking on the phone..
it reminds of me how i was like one year ago.. talking to someone i liked once upon a time..
took me quite a long while to actually forget her..

well life has been good thru out the year..
sometimes ups and sometimes down..

i am delighted nowadays.. cause i been steady recently.. LoL..
just a desperate update anyway.. HAHA.. have a nice day..

OH YA ! ITS EEJUN's BDAY !!! HAPPY BDAY EEJUN !~~

Relationship

*love in a bitter black coffee*
explains
sweet things can happen even in the worst conditions =)

This topic came into my mind.. points keep flowing in my head... but i couldn remember all of them.. and i was too lazy to drop the points down.. LoL..

Hmm lets talk about the advantages first..

Obviously people enjoy everything in a relationship, u have a special person with u, they are always there to guide u, care for u, love u, help u in whatever u are facing.. besides they will be the one spending time and creating sweet memories in life with u.. u both watch movies together, tour a place together, shop together, hugs when u need, kisses that u desire... when u are at fault, they will be there to tap tap ur shoulder and telling u.. eh noob pls dont ............. again!! haha..
u buy them gifts, cheer them up when their period comes, get scold by them when they are down.. haha i think thats sweet...

personally i think people in love are always noob and doing things beyond people's imagination..


disadvantages,
well it depends, some are lucky enough to overcome troubles,
a couple might not tolerate the other, one of them gets jealous when the other one is looking at opposite sex, one doesn't like the partner's social activity, one gets upset over small issues,
some cant accept the partner's advise, there are too many things to list..
in my opinion, bad things are always uncountable...

hmm some of the girls will take advantage of guy's wallet... as in guys are supposed to pay of all the expenses for outings?? errr.. i dont like this idea.. it sucks..
PROVIDED the guy is willing to pay for it.. if not, GIRLS OUT THERE!!! PLEASE DO AT LEAST SAY SPLIT THE BILL...(blink ur eyes twice, i will pay for u) **with terms and condition

Lol. normally when u (girls) go out with me, i will pay for the bills =)

there is once i got very impressed and stunted.. as i went out with this particular girl, when the bill came, the girl PAID !! and she didn want me to pay my half...
so in the end i bought a top for her larr.. feels weird tho..

some cant handle long distance relationship.. personally i think it is too hard to maintain.. i think it is better to cut short the suffering between two if is too hard to maintain any longer.. but not all long distance relationship fails.. i can see one or two of them maintaining good condition as well.. credits should be given to them.. HaHa..

some other problems are like parents factor? religion factor? race? skin colour?
blablabla..

If u really love a person.. u wont let any obstacles or resistant affecting the relationship..
love is selfless.. u cant be selfish in a relationship.. u must share.. care..

In a relationship there are pros and cons..
it depends the way u handle and face it...
all the best to people who are attached..!!

Lastly I dont like being questioned by aunty uncle whether i am single... SO UNCLES AND AUNTIES IF U READ MY BLOG... PLEASE DONT ASK ME THAT QUESTION AGAIN!!

SAYA TAK SUKA JAWAB!! LoL..

i donno what do i actually look for in a relationship.. i think if that special someone appear and gives me double heart beat rate.. she will be mine!! lol..

macam essay saje.. panjang siut.. if i see someone's blog that long.. i will only read first and last paragraph.. LoL